Monday, November 2, 2009

Scary!


All set for a fun evening of trick-or-treating. The rain had stopped and if good weather continued, we'd go see the locally renowned pumpkin glow. Our first stop was our baby sitter's neighborhood. Stepping out of the van onto wet grass I slipped, fell, did a split into a drainage ditch and landed face-down in mud. I'd heard a pop and started dry heaving-scary! Even more horrifying, the ambulance crew raised my muddy pant leg to reveal Sasquatch-length hair on my legs. I freaked and vowed to shave every day from then on. On the way to the hospital, the crew chief tried removing my wet shoes and socks for me. It's been too long since my last pedicure so I swatted him away. Thankfully a family friend was just leaving her shift in the emergency room so she was able to help me with the wet shoe dilemma.
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At the hospital, the ambulance crew rolled me past a group of hospital security officers. I thought I recognized one of them and said, "Hey Cupcake!" They all stared at the crazy mud-covered woman on the stretcher. Apparently, our friend Rick doesn't work there anymore.
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After x-rays it was determined there were no broken bones. Whew! It still hurts when I move the wrong way and I either scream or take deep breaths. Thankfully my spouse has been home to run the show while I convalesce. I am also thankful that the family whose daughter baby sits Sam and Mae took them trick-or-treating while I was being examined at the hospital. I'd have hated for no one to see them in their super-cute costumes that mama made!

Saturday, October 24, 2009

I Stand Corrected

This afternoon we were invited to a matinee performance at The Haunted Forest. We were to meet friends for the 1pm performance and they had complimentary tickets for us. When it was time to get ready, I turned a corner and was met with a bit of mischief. Sam has a rocket launcher that is powered by stomping on a pocket of air that goes through a tube which launches the rocket. Today his experiment was to fill it with liquid hand soap. I turned the corner to have a load of liquid, gelatinous hand soap launched at me. At that moment I announced we weren't going to The Haunted Forest because bad behavior does not deserve a reward and I was angry! However, our friends were expecting us and I didn't want to seem unappreciative for the free tickets. Sam gave his most sincere apology and revealed he thought it would be funny. Alright, it was pretty funny.

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

My Husband Rocks!

Dave saw this on the side of a city bus a week before the concert. He rang up a friend who works for the city's public transportation agency and voila!


Sam wanted to pose pretending he was Kid Rock in the picture. He's my little rock star.

Monday, September 14, 2009

Knocked The Wind Out Of My Sails

Fucking head lice.

These last few weeks with my kids in school have been disorienting. I've been rested, getting things done around the house and taking walks with our dogs. It felt good to accomplish things that I'd been neglecting. Yesterday I noticed Mae had a few free loaders on her scalp. I've stripped every bit of bedding, cushion, stuffed animal, curtain, pillow and they are loaded into bags waiting to go to the laundromat. It takes an hour and a half to comb through Mae's head screening for eggs. Damn it.

Sunday, September 6, 2009

Blissful

So delightful and surreal to see Kid Rock perform 15 minutes from my house! I'm still in a daze. The show was awesome as always and it was great to see him from my spot up against the barricade. Ahh. Bliss.

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Quirky

The one on the left wears her shoes on the opposite feet.

This one can climb the stairs, but can't climb down.

This comes into the house through our bedroom window. She scratches relentlessly at the glass, at any hour of day or night until someone lets her in.

This one eats on the roof.